Funny Quote

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.
- Mae West

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
- Erich Segal

Love conquers all things except poverty and a toothache.
- Mae West

Funny Quote

When i'll die i will give my body to science fiction.
-Steven Wright

Funny Quotes

I was so ugly when i was born, the doctor slapped my mother.
-Henny Youngman

When i went to college, my parents threw a going party for me, accourding to the letter.
-Emo Philips

I always look for a women, who has a tattoo. I see a women with a tattoo and i'm thinking, okay, here's a gal who's capable of making a decision she'll regret in the future.
-Richard Jeni