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Wednesday, March 2, 2011


Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement
plan is out of this world.

Interested in going to heaven? Apply here for flight training!

Since you can't take it with you, why not leave it here?

You can't take it with you, but you can send it on ahead.

No parking. Violators will be turned into a pillar of salt.

We have a prophet-sharing plan for you.

The Lord loveth a cheerful giver. He also accepteth from a

Rev. Alan Hansen finished a powerful sermon on the Ten
Commandments. One congregant was momentarily depressed
but soon perked up. "Anyway," he told himself, "I've never
made a graven image."

Pastor Sampson was visiting London. The guide showed him
through Westminster Abbey where so many of the nation's
renowned are entombed. The guide proudly announced,
"England's Great sleep within these walls."
The minister muttered, "I feel right at home."

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