Celebrities Stupid Quotes
Christina Aguilera
- So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
Jessica Simpson
- I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me.
- Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says chicken of the sea.
- On my first day of Jr. High I was in Geography class, and the teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. And I was sooo excited. I was like, Damnit! It’s my first day of 7th grade, Im in jr high and i know this answer. So i raised my hand I was the first one and I said A-E-I-O-U!”
Tara Reid
- I’m sounding worse than Jessica Simpson right now. She’s looking like a rock scientist.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
- I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.
Paris Hilton
- I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off.’ Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.
- What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff?”
Brooke Shields
- Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost an important part of your life
R.Kelly
- All of a sudden you’re like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I’m going through.
Alicia Silverstone
- I think the Clueless movie was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.
This statement won her foot in the mouth award in 2000.
The “Foot in the Mouth” Award goes to the person who made “the most baffling verbal statement of the year".
Winona Ryder
- I feel my best when I'm happy.
Michael Jackson
- The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone.
Cyndi Lauper
- If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final .
“I’d rather be dead than singing Satisfaction when I’m forty-five.” — Mick Jagger
“It’s not that I dislike many people. It’s just that I don’t like many people.” — Bryant Gumbel
“I look at [modeling] as something I’m doing for black people in general.” — model Naomi Campbell
“When I’m really hot, I can walk into a room and if a man doesn’t look at me, he’s probably gay.” — Kathleen Turner
“When you say I committed adultery, are you stating before the marriage of 1996 or prior to?” — Dallas Cowboys cornerback Deion Sanders
“We are going to turn this team around 360 degrees.” — NBA player Jason Kidd
“Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.” — Charles Barkley
“If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it’s Big Business.” — Donald Trump
“You know, it really doesn’t matter what [the media] write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.” — Donald Trump
“He speaks English, Spanish, and he’s bilingual too.” — Don King
“From the waist down, Earl Campbell has the biggest legs I’ve ever seen on a running back.” — John Madden
“Predictions are difficult, especially about the future.” — Yogi Berra
“The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.” — Joe Theismann
“I don’t think anybody should write his autobiography until after he’s dead.” — Samuel Goldwyn
“I never get bored, because there’s always different puzzles, I’m wearing different clothes, there’s different contestants, there’s different prizes.” — Vanna White
“I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our fifty-two states.” — Racquel Welch
“I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.” — Alicia Silverstone
“I’ve got taste. It’s inbred in me.” — David Hasselhoff
“I cried over beauty, I cried over pain, and the other time I cried because I felt nothing. I can’t help it. I’m just a cliché of myself.” — Keanu Reeves
“I love California. I grew up in Phoenix.” — Dan Quayle
“You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.” — George W. Bush
“Too many OB/GYN’s aren’t able to practice their love with women all across the country.” — George W. Bush
“Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?” — George W. Bush