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23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.


In California, it is illegal to harpoon whales from a moving car.


Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.


Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air.


The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.


Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.


Only 55 percent of all Americans know that the sun is a star.


Every time Beethoven sat down to write music, he poured ice water over his head.


A monkey was once tried and convicted for smoking a cigarette in South Bend, Indiana.


Sigmund Freud had a morbid fear of ferns.


There are more plastic flamingos in America than real ones.


The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley.


Thomas Edison was afraid of the dark.

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