Quotes-2

Struggle is the father of everything.
…German philosophy

Love is the drug, and I need to score.
….Roxy Music

Today I was arrested for scalping low numbers at the deli. I sold a #3 for 28 bucks.
….Steven Wright

I know you're looking for a ruby in a mountain of rocks, but there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a crackerjack box
….Jim Steinman

Mothers, food, love, and career, the four major guilt groups.
….Cathy Guisewite

In crises, the most daring course is often the safest.
….Henry A. Kissinger

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy.
….Jim Hightower

Marriage is a wonderful invention; but, then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
….Billy Connolly

There's a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who do not. …Rush Limbaugh

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
….Phyllis Diller

Where large sums of money are concerned, it is advisable to trust nobody.
….Agatha Christie

So please love me do.
….Lennon/McCartney


The most beautiful thing about a tree is what you do with it after you cut it down.
…..Rush Limbaugh

Concentrate Fire on that Super Star Destroyer!
….Admiral Ackbar

The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.
…..Harriet Beecher Stowe

An intelligence test often shows how smart one would have been not to take it.
…..W.G.P.

While hunting in Africa, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How an elephant got into my pajamas I'll never know.
……Groucho Marx

"Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it."
……Mark Twain

Fools are the only folk on the earth who can absolutely count on getting what they deserve.
….Stephen King

You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

It's a Tough Job! ..... So I'd Rather YOU do it.

Success is like a fart - you can only stand your own.

Cynicism is but idealism gone sour in the face of frustration.

Happiness is a warm gun.

It is broke. It will not work. It does not go.

World ends today at 9:30 pm! Film at 11:00...

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something.

Everyone serves a purpose in life, even if it is to be a horrible example.

Gravity doesn't exist. The Earth sux.

There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself.
…..Johann Sebastian Bach