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Thursday, May 20, 2010

Funny Quotes-3

All work and no play, will make you a manager.

Funny, only sensible people agree with me.

If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!

Love is like a pair of socks - you must have two and they have to match.

Walk softly and carry a megawatt laser.

Want a stupid answer? Ask me anything!

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
….Douglas Adams

That ain't so good English!

To err is human; to really foul things up takes a computer.

I M a tru beleever in hour edukashun sistum.

Everyone needs a place in the sun, especially when it rains.

Talk is cheap because Supply exceeds Demand.

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

Government expands to absorb revenue, and then some.

I believe that every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
…….Neil Armstrong

Help stamp out mental illness, or I'll kill you!

He who hesitates is constipated.

Regal Lager, It's not just a beer... It's a palindrome!

Never enough time, unless you're serving it.
…..Anu's Word Server

The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal.
…..Aristotle

Kicked wide of the goal with such precision.

Chipmunks roasting on an open fire.

As selfishness and complaint pervert and cloud the mind, so love with its joy clears and sharpens the vision.
…..Helen Keller

"At the beginning and at the end of love, the two lovers are embarrassed to find themselves alone."
……La Bruyere

Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist!

One man's upload is another man's download

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