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"sardarji" this kind of jokes are very common and popular in indian subcontinental.

so enjoy few jokes on sardarji

Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?

Because below 18 was not allowed.

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How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?

Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear

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How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?

Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

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What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands

tightly over his ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

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Why do Sardars work seven days a week?

So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.

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Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?

They always forget the recipe.

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How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?

He threw it off a cliff.

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What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

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What do you see when you look into a Sardar's

eyes?

The back of his head.

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What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?

Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).

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What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?

Just-one Singh.

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Why does Sardar always smile during lightning

storms?

They think their picture is being taken.

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Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their

shoes?

Toes Go In First.

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How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?

It has a stamp on it.

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Why can't Sardar dial 911?

They can not find the eleven on the phone

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How do you get Sardar on the roof?

Tell him the drinks are on the house.

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"Oh, look at the dead bird."

Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?

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What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?

You always hear about them but you never see them.

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Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman

as opposed to a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.

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TO LOOSE WEIGHT..

The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight

kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34

kilos.

At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor

to report he had lost the weight, but he had a

problem. "What's theproblem?" asked the doctor.

"I'm 2400 kms from home."

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EMPLOYMENT..

Our sardarji was filling up an application form

for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled

NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column

Salary Expected :

He was not sure as to what to be filled there.

After much thought he wrote : Yes

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CROCODILE BOOTS..

Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you

bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to

Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being

made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch

him killing a huge one . He walks over the

reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims

"71st and *again* barefeet!"