Google must be a woman, it knows everything.
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Friday, August 19, 2011
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Top Ten Signs You Are Addicted to Google
9. When someone asks “How are you?” you mouse-click in mid-air at them and say “I'm feeling lucky.”
8. You shout at the librarian when she takes more than a tenth of a second to find your book.
7. You just lost a case in court to name your newborn son “Google.”
6. Google is your second-best friend... and you're thinking maybe it should be first.
5. Your Google shirt is losing color.
4. When people talk to you, you try to optimize their keywords.
3. Your last three Sunday family trips have been to the Googleplex.
2. You are convinced “What’s your PageRank?” is a good pick-up line. And the number one sign you are addicted to Google:
1. You are completely clueless without a computer.
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