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Friday, April 15, 2011

The Zen Master

The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He
goes up to a hotdog vendor and says, "Please make me
one with everything."
The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen
Master, who pays with a $20 bill. The vendor puts the bill in
the cash box and closes it.
"Where's my change?" asks the Zen Master.
The vendor responds, "Change must come from within."

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