You Know You’ve Been Online Too Long When...

• Tech Support calls “YOU” for help.
• When you are reading something printed, you wish you
• could use a search function to get to the point.
• You check your e-mail over and over, even when you know there’s nothing there.
• You turn down the lights and close the blinds so people won’t know you’re online again.
• You find yourself lying to others about your time online and when they complain that your phone was busy you claim it was off the hook.
• You type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at the same time.
• You type faster than you can think.
• You can actually read and follow all the names of the cast that scrolls up your TV screen at the end of a movie.