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Thursday, April 14, 2011

You Know You’ve Been Online Too Long When...

  • Tech Support calls “YOU” for help.
  • When you are reading something printed, you wish you
  • could use a search function to get to the point.
  • You check your e-mail over and over, even when you know there’s nothing there.
  • You turn down the lights and close the blinds so people won’t know you’re online again.
  • You find yourself lying to others about your time online and when they complain that your phone was busy you claim it was off the hook.
  • You type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at the same time.
  • You type faster than you can think.
  • You can actually read and follow all the names of the cast that scrolls up your TV screen at the end of a movie.

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