Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t appear to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other hunter whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator. “My friend is dead! What can I do!?” In a calm soothing voice, the operator replies, “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure that he’s dead.” There is silence then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says, “OK, now what?”
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