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Saturday, July 3, 2010

Humorous Use Of Amphiboly-2

Newspaper Advertisement
“Dog for sale: eats anything, fond of children.”
“Drop-leaf table: The leaves when opened will seat six people comfortably and there’s an automatic hinge that holds them firmly in place.”



Signs

“Closing down, thanks to all our customers.”
“Ask about our plans for owning your home.”
“Automatic washing machines: Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.” 

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