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Monday, July 12, 2010

Can't Sleep

A worried new mother went to the psychiatrist. “Doctor,” she said, “Ever since I had the baby I can’t sleep at night. When I’m in the next room, I have this dreadful fear that I won’t hear the baby if he falls out of the crib. What should I do?” “That’s easy,” the doctor replied, “Just remove the carpet from the floor.”

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