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Sunday, June 24, 2012

Are we poisonous?

Two snakes are slithering around one day. One snake suddenly stops and turns to the other.

"Are we poisonous?" he asks.

"No, why?" replies the other.

The first snake says, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"

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