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Sunday, February 5, 2012

Where is God?

A School teacher of preschoolers was worried that his student might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understand that the birth of Jesus happened for real. He asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven." Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny, waving his hand energetically, blurted out, "I know, I know! He's in our bathroom!!!" The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a reply. The teacher was totally at a loss for a few very long seconds. Finally, he gathered his wits and asked little Johnny how he knew this. Little Johnny said, "Well... every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, "Good Lord, are you still in there?!"

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