Search Jokes Topicwise

Friday, September 16, 2011

Relaxing

Santa Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America .
A lady came and asked him, 'Are you relaxing?'
Santa Singh answered, 'No, I am Santa Singh'
Another guy came and asked him the same question.
Santa Singh answered, 'No! No! Me Santa Singh!'
A third one came and asked him the same question again.
Santa Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his
place.
While walking he saw another man soaking in the sun.
He went up to him and asked, 'Are you Relaxing?'
The other man was a lot more educated and answered,
'Yes, I am relaxing.'
Santa Singh slapped him on his face and said,'Stupid,
idiot. Everyone is
looking for you and you are sitting over here!'

No comments:

Post a Comment

short funny jokes and gags,one liners , humorous pictures, best one liners, one liners jokes, clean jokes, santa banta, amphiboly, funny quotes