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Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Joke: Neighbour owes 500


Sameer went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he doesn’t want
to pay up. What should I do?”

“Do you have any proof?” asked the lawyer.

“Nope,” Sameer replied.

“Okay, then write him a nasty letter asking him for the $1,000 he owes you,” said the lawyer .

“But it’s only $500,” Sameer insisted.

“Precisely. That’s what he will reply and we will then have the proof we need to nail him.

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