Blonde and a Sherrif

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went
in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "What
is 1 and 1?" "Eleven," she replied. The sheriff thought to
himself, "That's not what I meant but she's right."


Then the sheriff asked, "What two days of the week start with
the letter 'T'?" "Today and tomorrow," replied the blonde. He
was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct answer
that he had never thought of himself.


"Now, listen carefully, who killed Abraham Lincoln?", asked
the sheriff. The blonde looked a little surprised herself,
then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted,
"I don't know." The sheriff replied, "Well, why don't you go
home and work on that one for a while?"


So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her
best friend was
waiting to hear the results of the interview.
The blonde was exultant. "It went great!  First day on the
job and I'm already working on a murder case!"