short jokes

Fond as we are of our loved ones, there comes a time during
their absence of unexplainable peace. —Ann Shaw
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in
a n o t h e r city. —George Burns
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes, so
later I can ask him what he meant. —Steven Wright
I was born by cesarean section . . . but not so you'd notice. It's
just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window.
—Steven Wright
A husband who says he is boss in his own house is probably a
liar about other things, too. —Will Rogers