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Saturday, May 28, 2011

Bollywood Blues

Vivek, Salman, Hrithik

all the 3 men died & went to heaven.

The angel in charge said that if you fall into the dirty holes, u will get a sick & ugly girl tied next to U. well, Vivek was the 1st one to fall. He was immidiately hand-cuffed to a fat & ugly lady. Hrithik had the same fate as well.. Salman never fell into the holes..& one day, he suddenly finds Aiswarya Rai hand-cuffed next to him. He says to her,"I did not fall into any holes... then, how did u reach here? haha...." & starts laughing.. She replies,"I dont know about you but when i fell into one hole, I reached here......"

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