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Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Vacation Worries

A guy says to his doctor, “Every time I go on vacation, my wife gets pregnant. Went to France and she got pregnant. Went to Ireland and she got pregnant a second time. Went to Spain and she got pregnant a third time.” The doctor said, “Have you thought of using some protection to avoid so many pregnancies?” The guy replied, “No, but I’ve been thinking that maybe next time I should take her with me.”

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