Family Problem

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking.....shot after shot.

The Indian man said to the American,
"You know my parents are forcing me  to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I
haven't even met once! We call this arranged marriage.
I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't know or love. I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems."

The American said,

"Talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story!"
" I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years..

After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her,

....So my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law!!!

Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.

More problems occurred when I had a son.
My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle....

Situations turned worse when my father had a son.
Now my father's son, my brother is my grandson.

Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather and I am my own grandson..."
And you say you have family problems???