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Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Banta Wins Lottery

Banta buys a ticket and wins the lottery.
He goes to Mumbai to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.
The Banta says, "I want my 2 million.

 The man replied, "No, sir.  It doesn't work that way.  We give you one hundred thousand today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 weeks."

 The Banta said, "Oh, no.  I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."

 Again, the man explained that he would only get one hundred thousand that day and the rest during the next 19 weeks.

 The Banta furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money!  If you're not going to give me my 2 million right now, then I want my five rupees back!"

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