Three Drunks

Three drunks are staggering down the street. One suddenly stops and says, “I’m the President of the United States!” His companions say, “Oh, yeah? Prove it!” and he quiets down. A few minutes later the second drunk stops and says, “I’m the King of England!” His companions say, “Oh, yeah? Prove it!” and he, too, quiets down. A few more minutes pass by and the third drunk shouts out, “I’m God!” His companions say, “Oh, yeah? Prove it!” He responds, “OK, I will.” So he leads them into the next bar and staggers in. When the bartender sees him, he says, “Oh, God, you again.”