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Thursday, July 8, 2010

Miscellaneous Short Jokes

A person doing self SWOT analysis:
Strength is my wife; weakness is my neighbor’s wife; opportunity is when my neighbor is on tour; threat is when I am on tour.

Something to ponder over seriously.
Never question your wife’s judgment…look whom she married.

Signboard in government office
In the corridor of a government office in India was a signboard reading “Don’t make a noise.” Someone added the following words: “Otherwise we may wake up.”

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