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Saturday, May 29, 2010

St. Peter and a man


A man, who had just died, arrived at heaven’s gate. Before allowing him entry, St. Peter asked him if he’d ever loved a woman. No, the man replied, not a single one. Did you have a friend you cared for? No. Perhaps you loved a pet? Did you not feel a love for nature? No.
What took you so long to get here? asked a surprised St. Peter. You’ve been dead for ages.

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