GIRL: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
BOY: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
GIRL: Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??
BOY: What time was it??
GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY: You love me...
CAROL: Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed I couldn't speak for an hour..
PETER: Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...
GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
BOY: Don't you ever want to improve??
GIRL: I love you and I could die for you!
BOY: How soon??
GIRL: I would go to the end of the world for you!
BOY: Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN: You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN: NO, because you make me sick.
Mary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
Peter: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Peter: Mom, does God use our bathroom?
Mother: No, Peter. Why?
Peter: Because Daddy bangs on the door every morning and yells, "Oh
God, are you still there?"
Sam: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated.
Lily: So what do you do?
Sam: I close my eyes
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