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Thursday, September 22, 2011

God's name

Mary Ames died and went to heaven. At the pearly gates, St. Peter was quizzing the new arrivals. "Before you may enter, can you tell me God's first name?" he asked.
After thinking a moment, Mary smiled and said, "Andy!"
"Andy?" St. Peter replied. "Where'd you get Andy?"
"We sang it in church all the time: 'Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am His own.'"

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