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Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Heavy Metal

Lady: Is this my train?
Santa Singh: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I meant to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Santa Singh: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.

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