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Thursday, September 15, 2011

Open Sky


Santa Singh and Banta Singh were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.
Sometime in the middle of the night Santa woke Banta up and said: “Banta, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”
Banta replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”
Santa said: “and what do you deduce from that?”
Banta replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”
And Santa said: “Banta, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”

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