Misc. Jokes

a) Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a

girl,
.
.
.
Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)

b) Marriage:
It`s an agreement in which a

man loses his bachelor degree

and a woman gains her master

c) I have lots ofjokes in my inbox,But I can`t send you all of them,It will take a lot of time,So I`m sending u just1 joke"You areso beautiful"

Husband and Wife

Wife:yesterday-night I saw a dream, that u were sending me Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!

Stock Market Blues..

A recently fired stock trader said ...

"This is worse than divorce...
I have lost everything and I still have my wife..."

Santa jokes

Teacher to Santa Singh: Complete this sentence.

"Early to Bed , Early to Rise ".

Santa Singh : This man has no interest in his Wife

Accidental English-Indian Style